I'll just give you some background for all you pushy FBI type out there.  For starters I'm 18 (Don't buy it.  I'm 1*, I'll include that one of my other pages.)  I'm about 5' 10" with brown hair and brown eyes (You can buy that one.).

                         Now let me explain the tiki torch.  I live Kansas, a very dull state in its own right, and I've been to Hawaii twice and love it.  So the tiki torch reminded me of Hawaii, so I put it and other things that remind me of that wonderful place in the sun on my web page.

                          Now you probably want to know about the beaver?  I'm not even gona attempt explaining that one.